------------------------- Computer Help Desk ------------------------- Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... -------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi, this is Celine. I cant get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, sure, its really stuck. Helpdesk: That doesnt sound good; Ill make a note .... Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadnt inserted it yet... its still on my desk... sorry ........ -------------------------------------------------------------------- Helpdesk: Click on the my computer icon on to the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? ------------------------------------------------------------ Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I cant print. Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and .. Customer: Listen pal; dont start getting technical on me! Im not Bill Gates! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I cant print. Every time I try it says Cant find printer. Ive even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he cant find it... -------------------------------------------------------------------- Helpdesk: Whats on your monitor now maam? Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Helpdesk: And now hit F8. Customer: Its not working. Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly? Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothings happening... -------------------------------------------------------------------- Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Helpdesk: Are you sure its plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I cant get behind the computer. Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: OK Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, theres another one here. Ah...that one does work! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters? ------------------------------------------------------------------- A customer couldnt get on the internet. Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes Im sure. I saw my colleague do it. Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use? Customer: Firefox. Helpdesk: Thats not an antivirus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you? Old woman: Good afternoon! I have waited over 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me? Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I dont understand your problem? Old woman: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me? -------------------------------------------------------------------- Helpdesk: How may I help you? Customer: Im writing my first e-mail. Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it.
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