---- Forwarded Message ----- > The Royal Navy found they had too many > officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They > promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of > £1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points > in his body... The officer got to choose what those two points would > be. > > > > The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured > from the top of His head to the tip of his toes. > He was measured at six feet and walked out with a bonus of £72,000... > > > > The second officer who accepted was a little smarter and > asked to be measured from the tip of his > outstretched hands to his toes. He walked out with £96,000. > > > The third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old > Chief Stoker who, when asked where he would > like to be measured replied, From the tip of my penis to my > testicles. > > > > It was suggested by the pension man that he might want > to reconsider, explaining about the nice > big cheques the previous two Officers had received. But old the Chief > insisted and they decided to go along with him providing the measure > was taken by a Medical Officer. > > > > The Medical Officer arrived and instructed the Chief to > drop em, which He > did. > > > The Medical Officer placed the tape measure on the tip of > the Chiefs penis and began to work > back. Dear Lord! he suddenly exclaimed, Where are your > testicles? > > > The Old Chief calmly replied, The Falkland > Islands.
Posted on: Sun, 15 Jun 2014 21:22:02 +0000
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