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-- PLAYING GOLF WITH YOUR FRIENDS -- I was ask what my handicap is. I wish youd have ask what my handicap was, but you didnt. OK, Im solid +2 on a driving range. Im a 5 on all the golf courses I know. If the temperature is 103 with heat index pegging 107 with humidity at 100% Im a 20 if I make it 18 holes. If Im playing with good golfers Im hard to beat with a 5. If Ive never seen the golf course before Im a 10 if I leave them below the hole and a 15 if I leave them above the hole. If Im playing in West Texas then then my handicap is Dale and I dont bogie the same holes together we are going to Brother In Law you to death while putting a 6/4/2 and pressing whoopn on you. If we go to Horseshoe Bay or Vegas and Pop A Top again before breakfast I sincerely hope I dont completely throw the saddle on the owner of the golf ball that was closest to mine when they landed. There is that possibility. If Wilson and I are playing a little West Texas Weekend Partnership Calcutta Tournament we are going to win. If we go out for 9 at lunch I might shoot 30. If I play with my friend Grand Chief Noll Derriksan in Canada Im going to shoot a 10 birdy 75 and never be able to live it down. And getting out there on the weekends with my friends it depends on weather Im laughing as that tends to throw my competitive edge out the window for several holes. But we have fun. Here is the best controlled 30 yards power slice swing youve ever seen. ........................ Could make two adjustments in my buddy Dolph here and hed literally crush a dead straight golf shot where its actually lined up but he loves that power fade. And I like watching it and you got to love it. This is what playing with my favorite Pubs Mens Golf Association, The Vernons Royal & Accent Golf Club on Sundays is all about, enjoying the friends you toast with. Appreciate you asking.
Posted on: Thu, 21 Aug 2014 10:00:56 +0000

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