*-- Ten Signs That Youre Too Old for Halloween --* 1. You get winded from knocking on the door. 2. You have to ask someone to chew your candy for you. 3. You ask for high fiber candy only. 4. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 5. People say, Great Keith Richards mask! and youre not wearing a mask. 6. When the door opens you yell, Trick or... and you cant remember the rest. 7. By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders. 8. You carefully choose a costume that wont dislodge your hair piece. 9. Youre the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. 10. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
Posted on: Sat, 26 Oct 2013 02:46:04 +0000