*-- You Are No Longer Cool When... --* 1. Your daughter says she got pierced and you look at her ears. 2. The pattern on your shorts and couch match. 3. You criticize the kids of today for their satanic suicide-inducing music, forgetting that you rocked to Alice Cooper and Black Sabbath. 4. You call the police on a noisy party next door instead of grabbing beer and joining it. 5. You turn down free tickets to a rock concert because you have to work the next day. 6. When grass is something that you cut, not cultivate. 7. When jogging is something you do to your memory. 8. You bought your first car for the same price you paid for your sons new running shoes. 9. You actually ASK for your fathers advice. 10. Getting a little action means your prune juice is working. from ahajokes
Posted on: Wed, 05 Mar 2014 06:15:35 +0000
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