- DAILY JOKE :- * RODEO Q: What did the snail say when it caught a ride on the back of the turtle as it was crossing the road? A: Yahoo! -TECHONOLOGY JOKES:- * FRENCH MAID TECHIE A French maid was tidying up for a wealthy computer whiz. She commented that he had a nice PC. He looked frustrated and said, Yeah, its top of the line, but I cant seem to get any programs to start up. You wouldnt happen to know how these gizmos work, do you? She replied, Im sorry monsieur, I would love to help you, but oh la la, I dont do Windows! * ROOSTER AND A TELEPHONE POLE Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster with a telephone pole? A: A 30-foot cock that helps you reach out and touch someone. * AN ELDERLY LADY PHONED HER TELEPHONE COMPANY An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her pet dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile elderly lady. He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscribers house. The phone didnt ring right away, but then the dog moaned loudly and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1. The dog was tied to the telephone systems ground wire via a steel chain and collar. 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the phone number was called. 4. After a couple of such jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate on himself and the ground. 5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring. Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning. * THE TEST A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test. The engineer went in first and was asked, What is 2+2? The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, 4. Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, 4.0 Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician, What do you want it to be? * GEEK BOOTY CALL... TEST Id like to do a usability test of your backend. * GEEK BOOTY CALL... TESTING I have something that needs beta testing. Its in my pants. * GEEK BOOTY CALL... TOGETHER PreviousNext Wed go together like a monomer and reaction initialiser. * MICROSOFT AND A HALTER TOP Q: What do Microsoft and a halter top have in common? A: Both offer very little support! * SCOTT THOMPSON: CHERS BELIEVE The robots will probably adopt that song as their anthem, and theyll sing it to themselves as they take over the world, crushing humans under their silicone heels. And they will install Cher as their android goddess because, by then, shell be mostly plastic and wire anyways. youtu.be/5Uu3kCEEc98
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