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- I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are: eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a perfect day. - If men can run the world, why cant they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to s tart the day by tying a noose around your neck? - My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely. - The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes. - The nice part about living in a small town is that when you dont know what youre doing, someone else does. - The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends. - Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. - Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness. - I gave up jogging for my health... when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire. - Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!
Posted on: Sat, 30 Aug 2014 14:58:04 +0000

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