:-) Jokes Post.. . Jokes liker Read. .:-) Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai, Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi . Buri Na Lage To Samjho.. . . . . Kya Bolu . . . . . . . Tumhe Zalil Hone Ki Adat Ho Gayi Hai . . . Tcher- Aaj short skirt Q Pahan K Aayi ho Girl- Sir Aaj Half Day H Na Isliye, Full Day Par Full dress Pahnti Hu All boys- Sirrrrrrrr,,, Holiday ko class lo na!. . . . . Achha Ek Bat Batao, GADHA Tanhai Me kya Mehsus karta Hai? * - > Koi Jaldi nahi Hai Mehsus karke Bata Dena!...... . . . . . .(3 Dost The ) �� Billu=Gullu=Ulloo.. Billu=B.S.C Main pad raha hai.. Gullu = M.A main pad raha hai. Or Hamara Ulloo : ye Post Padh raha hai. Haa Haa Haa Hans mat mere saath bhi aise hi huwa hai chal ab teri baari hai bana subko Ulloo.. Jaldi jaldi bana warna ye msg aam ho jaayega.. . . . . . . .Ek baar ki baat hai , . Ek ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi Kissing . . . . Wowwww . . . Ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi KISSING . . . Par . . . . . Aap abi chote ho isliye . . . . . . . . . Some text missing. . . . . .*. . .Agar Koi pyari si Larki Apko I LOVE U Bole To 3 Baten Ho Skti Hen 1.Uski Aankhen Khrab Hy 2.Ya uska diamag kharab ha 3.Ya Wo khud kharab hai. . .*. . . . . . . Kya musam aaya hai, hr tarf pani hi pani laya hai. Ek jaadu sa chhaya hai. Tum ghar se mat nikalna wrna log kahnge barsat hui nahi MEDAK nikal aaya hai.. . . . . . .5 panchi ek daal pe bethe the,1 shikari aya 1 ko mar diya,3 udd gaye,1 wahin betha raha.. . . Kyu?? . . . . . . . . .Bas apki tarah.. . FOKAT KI DADAGIRI. . . . . . . . . .Shaadi mein santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne pucha, kab tak khaoge ? Sardar - Mai toh khud pareshan hoon .....par card me likha hai, Dinner 7-12pm. . . . . . .Ek bar santa station pr train ka wait kr rha tha. Tvi ek ladka usse time puchta h. Ladka-- uncle tim kya h rha.h? Santa-- sorryy Ladka-- uncl time? Santa-- sorry Ladka-- pr ku aap ni bta rhe h? Santa-- isliye ki agr mai time bta diya to tm mjhse mra naam puchoge. Fir bat badegi. Hm dono dost ban jaynge. Fir hm frank ho jayge. Fir kya pata hm dono ek hi station pr jaye. Wha mri beti mjhe reciev krne ayegi. Tm mri beti se dosti kr loge jo bahuut sundr h. Fir pyar kr loge. Fir mjhe shadi krne k liye dabao daloge. Aur mai ye nhi chahta ki tm mre damad bano kuki tm bahut laparwah ho jiske hath me ek time btane wali ghadi nhi h. Wo mra damad nhi ban sakta. . . Ladka sock hokr behosh ho jata h.. . . . . . .Santa :Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon . . DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha? . . . . SAnta :Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli Dudhwala.. . . . . . .SANTA 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke Baad Bola: Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Do.. . . . . . . . . DUKANDAR: Cheeni Kyun??? . . . . . SANTA: Soch Raha HU, Khane Ke Baad Kuch Mitha Ho JAAYE . . . . . .Boss- Mere liye ak shisha lekar aao jisme main apna muh dekh sakun.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Santa- nahi mila sir.! Sab me mera hi muh dikh raha hai.. .. Inteligent Santa . . . . . Santa : O yaar car ki speed itni kyon badha di? . . . . . . . . . . . . Banta: O car ki break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehle ghar pahunch jaate hain….! . . . Santa- Tu Mirror ke samne baith kar kyun padhta hai? . . . . . . Banta- Iske 3 fayde hain. . . 1. Sath me revision ho jata hai. . . 2. Khud pe nazar bhi rehti hai. . . . 3. Padhne ke liye company mil JAti . . . . .SAnTa k ghar . shadi k 20 saal baad bacha hua . . . ,Wo udaas ho gaya,. . . . 2nd sardar: Yaar udaas kiu ho ?. . . . . 1st Sardar:20 saal baad bacha hua wo bhi CHOTA SA. . .hahaha. . . . Santa Ke 7 Bachhe The Aur Unme se Ek Alag Hi Dikhta Tha Usko Apni Biwi Pe Shak Hone Laga Tha Ki Wo Alag Dikhne Wala Bachcha Kisi Aur Ka Hai. Par Santa Mein Biwi Se Ye Baat Puchne Ki Himmat Nahi Hoti Thi. Isi Soch Soch Mein Vo Beemar Ho Gaya. Jab Uska Akhri Waqt Najdik Aya Aur Vo Akhri Saanse Le Raha Tha To Apni Biwi Ko Bulaya Santa : Dekho Tumhe Meri Kasam Hai, Sach Sach Batana Ki Ye Alag Sa Dikhne Wala Bacha Kiska Hai ? Wife : Ji Ab Aap Mar Rahe Ho Aur Marte Hue Aadmi Se Juth Nahi Bola Jata, Main Aapko Sach Batana Chahti Hun... Santa Dukhi Mann Se : Kya ? Wife : Wo Sabse Alag Dikhne Wala Hi Sirf Aapka Bachha Hai... . . . Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li, Loan nahi chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar legaye, Udas santa- . . . . . . . . . . pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke karta.. . . .Santa : Kal Raat Toilet main gaya toh wahan bhoot tha . . . Banta : Acha !!!!! Fir Kya hua . . . . . Santa : Hona Kya tha maine usse Bol diya Bhai aap hi kar lo Humara toh waise hi nikal Gaya. Free me #jokes pad lia na Ab free me like kro. . :-) .
Posted on: Mon, 02 Jun 2014 09:03:21 +0000
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