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(1) Where a man Happily meet a lady and when shegoes back to her friends, their only question was Isthe guy loaded?(2) Where leaders pretend to be patriotic when theyare in office, out of office, they will turn to ethnictigers.(3 ) Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note.(4) Where Groundnuts are sold in Bottles & Waterssold in Satchets.(5) Where parents claim they always came firstposition in school.(6) Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without ADRIVERs LICENCE(7) Where Presidents and other government officialsdont know the national anthem.( Where the Police on a road block makes moremoney a day than motorist and their owners.(9) Where Gala and Lacasera is the best option whenstuck in traffic jams (hold up).(10) Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and yamand others given a chieftancy title for stealing billionsand Front row seat in churches.(11) Where we fight for everything. To gain admissionto university, to get a job and to enter a bus!(12) Where you are robbed of your phone and therobbers come back for your Pin code and the charger.(13) Where politicians use big unnecessary grammarto scam people.(14) Where your type of GENERATOR shows howRICH you are.(15) Where you can easily blame your unsuccessfulnes on family members in the village.(16) Where rich men must have a pot belly, and ahealthy looking, slim Man is despised in the street as apauper.(17) Where if you where do anyhow you see anyhow.(18) Where generator is a social amenity.(19) Where people dey collect change for beggar hand. (20) Where People produce Toyota Camry jeans andDr. Dre slippers(21) Where the man who had no shoes becomes thepresident.(2 2) Where a 60-yr- old grandpa is a National youthleader of a party (PDP).(23) Where citizens are more afraid of Police thanArmed robbers.(24) Where a civil servant saves $544,000 in her bankfrom Pure Water business in just 2 years.Which country is it
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 20:44:29 +0000

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