#14549 Confession: Okay so Im in the midst of a horrible cold. Before class I went and grabbed a whole bunch of the one ply (groan) toilet paper so I could blow my nose considering I forgot kleenix and my face was basically a faucet. So there I am sitting in class and my rose starts running, okay no big deal I whipped out some of the toilet paper and try to discreetly blow my nose. Unfortunately there was a much worse fate awaiting me. Snot projects out of my nose AK47 style and blasts through the thin barrier of toilet paper and down my arm onto my notes. Im out of toilet paper and not equipped to deal with this. I proceed to windshield wiper style my paper with my sleeve only to have the pen ink of my notes run everywhere. By now Im sure the young lad I sat beside is traumatized and my crusty sleeve and I are going to take a Bnylin day tomorrow.
Posted on: Tue, 27 Jan 2015 15:03:40 +0000
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