๐๐๐๐๐ 5ive undeniable Facts of Life : 1. Dont educate your children to be rich. Educate them to be Happy. So when they grow up they will know the value of things not the price 2. Best awarded words in London ... Eat your food as your medicines. Otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food 3. The One who loves you will never leave you because even if there are 100 reasons to give up he will find one reason to hold on 4. There is a lot of difference between human being and being human. A Few understand it. 5. You are loved when you are born. You will be loved when you die. In between You have to manage...! Thought of the day - O Lord, please bless me and Give me tea in the morning to change the things that I can.... And Whiskey in the evening to accept the things that I cant change A sardar visited a pub. As he sat enjoying his wine, a very beautiful lady came to his table, asked him something in French which he didnt understand. He invited her to sit down, took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass. She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her. After a while, he took another napkin, drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. When they were back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a bed. Till this day, the Sardar is trying to figure out how did she know that he owns a furniture shop in Tilak Nagar Market? Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools: ๐ฎ Law of equality : The time taken by a wife when she says Ill get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says Ill cal you in 5 minutes! โโโโโโโโ ๐ฎ Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. โโโโโโโโ ๐ฎ Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.๐ โโโโโโโโ ๐ฎ Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. โโโโโโโโ ๐ฎ Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.๐ โโโโโโโโ ๐ฎBath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. โโโโโโโโ ๐ฎ Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you dont want to be seen with. โโโโโโโโ ๐ฎ Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine wont work, it will. โโโโโโโโ ๐ฎ Law of Bio mechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. โโโโโโโโ ๐ฎ Theatre Rule: People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last. ๐ โโโโโโโโ ๐ฎ Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ๐ฉ โโโโโโโโ ๐ฎ Law of Proposal : After you accept a proposal you will get a better one... Teacher to Pappu: NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain..?? . . Pappu: P.H.D. . . Teacher: kya matlab ?? . . . Pappu: Pajama Holding Device.. Ek bar Mahadevji dharti par aaye. Chalte chalte unhe pyaas lagi. Samne doodh wala mila.doodh manga to usne jawab diya aise muft me doodh nahi milta. Aur aage jane par daru wala mila. Jab daru mangi toh usne kaha pee lo jitni chahiye mauj karo. Mahadevji prasann hue aur uss daru wale ko vardaan diya...doodh wale ko doodh dene ghar ghar jana padega par daru wale ko dhundte hue log uske paas jayenege....Tatasthu..... And since then the trend follows.... Happy Shivratri to all. Women are like Fruits... ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ Every one has its unique colour, shape, aroma and taste.... Problem is with men...! They want FRUIT SALAD.... ๐ ---------------------------------- What is the similarity between Media And Wife ? Jab tak ek hi baat 100 baar na bata de, dono ke dil ko sukoon hi nahi milta...๐ โโโโโโโโโโโ ...Husband: Have a Nice Day Wife: dont tell me what to do... โโโโโโโโโโโ Whats the best example of once in a lifetime opportunity? A mosquito sitting on your wifes face.:๐ โโโโโโโโโโโ Who are MEN? Woh jo narak me bhi mile to kahe ....abe !! Yamraj ki beti dekhi ?? Aag hai Aag !! And who are Women ?? Who go to heaven & say apsara dekhee...no dressing sense at all!!! โโโโโโโโโโโ Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi husband ki Talash me.. Aur baki aadhi.. Husband ki Talaashi mein guzar jati hai.. โโโโโโโโโโโ Aaj ka SUVICHAR .... ๐ฌ BADAAM khaane se utni Akkal nahi aati ... Jitni shadi ke bad Aati hai... โโโโโโโโโโโ Touching story... A husband and wife went for a walk. While walking husband got hurt by a stone and started bleeding. He looked at his wife, hoping she would tear her dupatta and tie it on the wound. Wife looked in his eyes and said: Sochna bhi mat... Designer piece hai!!! ๐ โโโโโโโโโโโ Q. Kashmir aur biwi mein kya samanta hai..... Ans. Waise to dono hi samasya hai... par padosi nazar daale to gussa aat hai... ๐ Ekdam naya he...... Prove that 2/10=2 Japanese student: Wrong question. Pakistani student: Hum toh school hi nahi Gaya. American student: Its strange, how is it possible? Indian Rajnikant solved it: Two / Ten =wo/en (T with T cancel) w = 23rd letter o = 15th letter e = 5th letter n = 14th letter So, 23+15 / 5+14 = 38 / 19 = 2 Saala Maths ka itihaas hila dala. YANNA RASCALA, MIND IT !! ๐.. ek dum original hai.... What Is bhaang called in english... Shivas regal Har har mahadeo...
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