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#701: One thing I hate about having a roommate Ive never met before is that I dont feel comfortable farting around her yet. Especially at night. So I googled how to silently fart at night and found the perfect solution on ehow. Heres what you do: you lay straight on your back and take a hold of each one your butt cheeks - one cheek per hand. Then you ever so gently spread your cheeks apart until your butt hole is wide open. Then you release the gas in your mattress and WALLA! no sound! youre welcome! ;) you know you love me. xoxo, poopy girl
Posted on: Sun, 03 Nov 2013 05:33:17 +0000

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