..A female teacher,was having problem with a boy in her 3rd grade class. The boy said Mam, I should b in 4th grade, Ïm smarter than my sis & shes in the 4th grade. The Mam {Teacher} had heard enuf of his complains & took the boy to the Principals office. She explained everything to the Principal who decided to test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know. Principal: Whats 3+3? Boy: 6 Principal: 6+6? Boy: 12 & so on.. The Principal asked the boy many ques & the boy got them right. The Principal then asked Mam to send the boy to 4th grade. Mam decided to ask some more questions & the Principal agreed. Mam: What does a cow have 4 of,that Ï have only 2 of? Boy: Legs Mam: Whats in your pants that you have but I dont have? Boy: Pockets Mam: What starts wit a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin whitish liquid? Boy: Coconut Mam: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky? The principals eyes open really wide,but before he cud stop the answer, the boy was taking charge. Boy: Bubble Gum Mam: YouU stick your poles inside me. YoU tie me down two get me up, I get wet before you do. What am I? Boy: Tent The principal was looking restless Mam: A finger goes in me. YoU fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me 1st what am I? Boy: Wedding Ring Mam: I come in many sizes. When Ïm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good? Boy: Nose Mam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver Boy:Arrow Mam: What starts with F & ends with a K & if you dont get it, you have to use ur hand? Boy:Fork Mam: Whats it that all men have, its longer in some men than others, the Pope doesnt use his & a man gives it to his wife after marriage? Boy: Surname Mam: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpin & is responsible for making love? Boy: Heart The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:- Send the boy to University, I got the last 10 question wrong myself....
Posted on: Sat, 26 Oct 2013 02:24:13 +0000
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