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-A little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, Why are some of your hairs white, Mom? Her mother replied, Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white. The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, Momma, how come ALL of grandmas hairs are white? -A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.. Yes, the class said. Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesnt run into my feet? A little fellow shouted, ‘Cuz your feet aint empty.. #NaijJokes #MyNaij
Posted on: Wed, 28 May 2014 11:44:47 +0000

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