> A man in a Florida supermarket tries to buy half a head of lettuce. The very > young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of > lettuce . The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says > hell ask his manager about it.Walking into the back room, the boy > said to his manager: Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce. > As he finished his sentence, he turned to & find the man standing > right behind him, so he added, And this gentleman has kindly offered to > buy the other half. > The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son? > Canada , sir, the boy replied. Well, why did you leave Canada ? the manager asked. The boy said, Sir, theres > nothing but whores and hockey players up there. Really? said the manager. My wife is from Canada. > No shit? replied the boy. Whod she play for?
Posted on: Sun, 30 Mar 2014 01:59:21 +0000
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