****ATTENTION HUMANS OF THE OILY-METHANE SCENTED-MUDSCAPES KNOWN AS EARTH**** Your continued defecation amongst the vast spaces of this mud ball continues to reverse the Masters banishment of myself and Scummdog bretheren throughout our Icy Slumber. The legions are assembling, the undead are ascending....and any other word of which I can include something that sounds like ASS!.... The farting fires will commence on the night of your OCTOBER 24TH at the Millhill Basement (Dungeon) in the glorious Gestapo state known as NEW JERSEY, where we will geniously & generously trap other humans that will become our Slaves in such bands as Syrrah & Amleah Why give your worthless greenbacks in Philadelphia to see a bunch of old men trying to look like dead hobos singing out of trashcans when you can very easily become the undead yourself?! AND pay US to do so! As our glorious battle continues, our WarParty will trek downwards like the sewery poop slicks of which you slurp...leading into Burlington New Jersey where our undead shall assemble, drink, and defial... coercing the yet-dead trembling into a trap of your soon-to-be fellow Zombies having an annual bash hosted by the future dead of Got Ink? Tattoos of which we will take over, spew, and invade your goo-goos with piles and miles of mildew. As I continue to learn your drunken chimp-like language, we shall woo your blow shoots with delicate tendrils paying homage to our fellow Scummdogs of Gwar and the ever decaying corpses of the band that once was- The Misfits. ***SCUMMDOG BABYLON*** is upon you! We will find you...... *This message has not been approved nor evaluated by the FDA, NRA, EPA, SS, FBI, CEO, CIA, N-UR-I, THE SOCIETY FOR SPOTTED DICK, NUC THE WHALES PEACE SUMMIT(S), THE RAY RICE ELEVATED ELEVATOR PSYCHIATRIC LLC, PETA, FETA, FEMA, UNICORNS AGAINST MINOTAURS, MINOTAURS AGAINST DRUNK UNICORNS, PHLEBOTOMY CLUB OF AMERICA AND ITS UNITED WATERBOARD ASSOC OF ZEN PRACTICES LLC, UNICEF, HALEY-BURTON, THE GEORGE H.W. BUSH SCHOOL OF BURNING BUSHES & ETC & STUFF LLC, OBAMAS MOMMA MINI PEOPLE CAMPS, GWARGANIC PEACH COBBLER ASSOC, MOTHERS AGAINST DRUNK DINING, HIPPIES EATING VEGANS ORG, etc and/or etc.
Posted on: Fri, 12 Sep 2014 16:10:27 +0000
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