*** Admin Review *** IPKKND EBP December 15th 2014 Episode *** Ash *** :-) Hello Gang! How is it going? Before, I proceed with the AR, I want to convey a message to few fans who asked me on the page and via private message that I should unleash my Sane side to the AR platform so that she can pour her never ending quotes out! :-/ Sane was all ready to do the AR today but after watching the spicy masala bollywood mini movie, she just hit herself on the head and slipped into coma! After all, Sane is only capable of watching melodrama and not action packed drama! Having said that, you guys are stuck with me! :-p So, without any further adieu, here I go..... Hmmmm!! Where do I even begin? I feel like I just got out of a mini movie theatre watching a Salman Khan flick! But the only thing is both RB (Raghu Bhai) and Hottie were trying to prove who will be the better SK!! :-o Kya dialogues ye yaar? (What dialogues my friend?) Uppar Khudayi, Neeche Raghu Bhai (God is on top and Raghu bhai is on the earth) So is he implying that he is the God on earth? Whatever it is, mein toh uss dialogue se khush hui! :-P (I am just happy with the dialogue) Looks to me that the track is changing from boring to daring! Wah! Finally we get to see Hottie in a Hero avatar. When he chased the goons away with just a flick of his hands, I was literally doing the Whistle Podu dance! Unfortunately, I dont know know how to whistle with or without the finger in the mouth! :-p Anyways, now that we have the Salman Khan theme going on, why not deliver few dialogues and try to see who gets what :-D :-D Aam aadmi sota hua sher hai ... ungli mat kar ... jaag gaya toh cheer phaad dega Translation: A common man is a sleeping lion ... dont disturb him ... because if he wakes up then he will destroy everything. The winner of this dialogue is Hottie pants. Why? Because he was not afraid of blood shot eyed RB and actually stood up to him in his den. I mean, Chowksi and his wife are scared and want to make peace with RB. So, what does Chowksi do? He runs like a mouse telling a sleeping lion to apologize to a roaring lion! How funny is that? Hottie goes in the lions den and the altercation starts. At this point, I am glued to the screen. I am wondering to myself what the hell happened to EBP but then in a split second, I am like, who cares, let me watch Gabbar Singh and Bul Bul Pandey dish at each other! (For folks who do not know about the names that I am referring, they are the famous characters from a bollywood movie!) Jis school mein tune ye sab seekha hai na ... uska headmaster aaj bhi mujhse tuition leta hai Translation: In the school that you have learned all this ... that schools principal takes tuition from me even today. Second time in a row the dialogue goes to Hottie pants :-p RB puts on this I am BAD act and Hottie looks at him like Are you kidding me? The entire scene was a like a Déjà vu (already seen) The threatening streak goes on and on like, You better do what I say I will make your life hell I am collecting the money to protect you But all that was crumbled up and packed in a box, sealed tight and shipped to Timbuktu with Hotties one dialogue.. Tuje kaam chayiye toh, mere pass aaja. Waiter ka kaam kar! (If you need a job, then come and work as a waiter for me) Hahahahahaha!! Bang on!! :-) After hearing this, one of RBs men points a gun at Hottie, only to be grabbed by him and point it to RB. Not only that, RB actually escaped in a narrow gap. Seriously, Hottie is BAD to BAD and GOOD to GOOD. I actually learned something from him today. If anyone tries to feed you crap then feed a bigger crap down their throat so that they can neither swallow nor choke to death! :-D :-D :-D Now to finish of the face off, RB wants to prove that he is a bigger man than Hottie and says the the dialogue of the day Uppar Khudayi, Neeche Raghu Bhai But other than this dialogue, let me give onenfor him too, poor guy. After all, he is going to lose at the end to Hottie! :-D Ek bar joh maine commitment kar di ... uske baad toh main khud ki bhi nahi sunta Translation: Once I commit to something ... after that I don’t even listen to myself. So RB is committed to getting trashed in Hotties hands and not willing to listen to his inner self to run and hide. So, be it! Who cares? At least, I can get a kick outta watching these two hit their heads off than ApsiUgly girl drooling over Hottie! >:( The nerve of that chick coming to DQ and telling her that she put Mr.Hottie aka Salman Khan in danger. All I had to say is, Chup!! (Shut up) No body, I mean no body come and tell DQ how to protect her man! This goes not just for Aastha but all DQs out there. If any girl comes up to me and tells me how I should treat my man, I will bite her head off! Samazjla. Mera Salman Khan, My foot!! Grrrrrrrrrr!!! Gosh!! I woke up at the wrong side of the bed today and to top it off, Apsi is irritating me. News flash for Apsi, Do not underestimate the power of DQ. She may do drama with Hottie, but at the end she TRULY LOVES HIM! Samazjla?? So, run along!!! I literally wanted to puke watching the entire Sojal, Jaya and Varad hungama today. So why not dedicate one more Salman dialogue for them? :-/ Aap Devil ke Peeche, Devil Aapke Peechhe Translation: You are behind a devil and the devil is behind you! And the devil is none other than the clicking time bomb that is waiting to explode and expose Varads bad deeds. I am at the wits end when it comes to watching this stupis Sojal! How low you can go to claim your right in the house? Previously she used to do it with vengeance and now killing with kindness! Whatever!!! So, there you have it peeps, my version with mixed up with Salman Khan dialogues of the day! It was a better episode in the sense it was a fast moving one but that doesnt mean that I am all pepped up about the show and the way it is going.. So, to finish of, let me throw a Salman Khan dialogue that actually reflects my inner feeling! What? I have feelings too! :-D Main request nahi karta ... ek hi baar bolta hoon ... aur full and final ho jaata hai Translation: I dont request ... I only say it once ... and it becomes full and final. Now, if you wonder what this is about, let me tell you. I am requesting the makers for a change in the track rather than threatening. As I mentioned many times that I am stuck like a glue to my Fevicol Friends here on the page and dont want to part. But the glue has its expiry date and once it wears off then I will say Adios! I dont want to but honestly nothing is keeping me here except my Fevi Friends! :-)
Posted on: Mon, 15 Dec 2014 19:46:09 +0000
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