> Aphorism = A short, pointed sentence that expresses a wise or clever observation or a general truth > > > 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. > > 2. Money will buy a fine dog but only kindness will make him wag his tail. > > 3. If you dont have a sense of humour you probably dont have any sense at all. > > 4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. > > 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when youre in deep water. > > 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? > > 7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. > > 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? > > 9. Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job. > > 10. No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car. > > 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity. > > 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m - for example, it could be the right number. > > 13. No one ever says Its only a game when their team is winning. > > 14. Ive reached the age where happy hour is a nap. > > 15. Be careful about reading the fine print - theres no way youre going to like it. > > 16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. > > 17. Do you realize that, in about 40 years, well have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos? > > 18. Money cant buy happiness but somehow its more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than in a Ford. > > 19. After 60, if you dont wake up aching in every joint, youre probably dead. > > 20. Always be yourself because the people that matter dont mind and the ones that mind dont matter. > > 21. Life isnt tied with a bow but its still a gift. > > And REMEMBER.... > > > POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS SHOULD BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON > > > >
Posted on: Sat, 24 Jan 2015 05:14:54 +0000
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