****BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTS***** So, I pop in this dudes place of business, right? Pull up a chair and just start talking to the cat. Super nice dude, very funny, and a great personality! So Im thinking, THIS IS HOW WE DO IT RIGHT HERE!! Im gonna get to be dudes friend and at some point introduce him to JESUS. Man, the longer we talk the more I like the guy. Hes just easy to talk to, a little potty mouthed, but hey, I hear worse than that from some Christians, no blood no foul, right? ANYWAY, theres another person in the room and they chime in, yo, DeWayne, I meant to tell ya, dude knows your friend PERSON SO AND SO! WHAT???!!!???!!! Now Im really excited, Im thinking Im IN THERE LIKE SWIMWEAR! so off I go...yeah man, my friend PERSON SO AND SO, what a great person!! Cool as air conditioning, great personality, loves people, AND LOVES JESUS! Dude breaks down laughing, I mean like tripping laughing!! Well Im offended, right? Im thinking, whats buddy trying to say about my friend PERSON SO AND SO? Hes got his head thrown back and his eyes are bouncing around in his skull like Cookie Monster!! He finally gets calmed down a little and says, man, Im sorry dawg! Its just that me and a bunch of other folks got to know your friend PERSON SO AND SO all at the same time, and I can tell ya, nobody liked your friend PERSON SO AND SO! They were rude, conceited, condescending, and TBH if THATS what it takes to be a JESUS FREAK, Im good like I am!! ********************************************************************************** THE REST OF OUR CONVERSATION ISNT RELATIVE RIGHT NOW, but I do wanna take this opportunity to thank my friend PERSON SO AND SO for doing such an outstanding job of representing the Christian Community and for totally making it possible for me to take advantage of such an awesome opportunity to water the seed they planted! (except, NOT REALLY!!!!)
Posted on: Sun, 04 Jan 2015 00:07:11 +0000
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