#BarrackObamaInIndia #YesItCanHappen #RepublicDayParade Its less than a forthnight left for #BarrackObama to come to #India and I bet the guy must be scared shitless right now. One can only imagine the amount of pressure the #President of USA must be going through on his pending visit. And NO, this is not because he feels he will be dragged to #Gujarat, made to watch #Gharba and accosted by a strict Dhokla, Fafda and Amul Milk diet or made to attend the office at 9:00 am sharp. Imagine Obama wanting to have a drink after a long day and the guy serving him gets a pack of Amul Milk and asks him Sir, Large banau ya small :P And no, its also not because he thinks #ArvindKejriwal will do a #Dharna against him with the #AAP on some pretext or the other Go Back Simon types. :P Neither is he worried that he would have to meet #RaGa and try and pretend to have a conversation with him without laughing his guts out. Hell NO, as I said, his worries are quite different. For one thing he wouldnt be sure if he is actually invited by our #PM #Modi or whether there will be a #UTurn at the last moment saying, Yes We had Promised..... but No its Not Possible :P His #SecretServie must have no doubt also warned him about the #GharWapsi which might be attempted on him, especially since he could have Indian roots, what with his Surgeon General being of Indian Origin. That much is reason enough to be eligible for the Ghar Wapsi Program. To top that the #BJP guys are already planning to use him in their #Delhi #Election campaign even before he has booked his flights. He must be having scary visions of him being whisked from the airport straight to the Campaign rallies wearing a #Saffron muffler and a BJP Topi being made to shout Har Har Modi at Connaught Place :D But the thing that must be giving him the jitters would be the #ModiAtMadison effect. He would be kinda praying that he doesnt have to book the #RamLila ground, invite all the Americans in India for the speech and blow their minds away by promising them a hassle free passage. Not to mention that there are not enough Non Resident Americans in India to fill up the Ram Lila ground. So the #Republicans back home would be at his throat for the evident flop show. Obamas biggest worry, however, would be that just as he is about to get on the plane on the 25th of Jan, he gets call from Modi saying Dude, your #Visa is cancelled .... Buhahaha. Payback time!!!! Aa Revenge Che !! I wouldnt be too surprised if Obama requests Modi to arrange for a holographic image of himself for the Republic Day parade, just to make sure he doesnt get into any of these troubles. Disclaimer: The #RepublicDay parade is very much in Delhi and it hasnt been shifted to #Ahmedabad .............as of yet. Any images of Obama watching the Parade sitting on the banks of #Sabarmati River should be ignored as clever Photoshop techniques. :P
Posted on: Wed, 14 Jan 2015 09:18:17 +0000
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