“Be good or be good at it” Lil Wayne “If you will ever commit a heist, make it a big one and pray to whatever God you serve that you get away with it” Disclaimer: Personally, I hate cheating, I think cheats are people who have no regard for their partners and they do not deserve who they are with as they do not respect and/or love their partners, The opening verse is a verse from Lil Wayne which on its own is very simple: it is in your best interest to be a good human but if you want to look to the side or play by other rules, then you might as well do it well. I do not know why cheats cheat and I do not want to know but I do know that a lot of cheats do not cheat the right way as their actions cause a lot of damage to the ones they cheat on and this always have a negative impact on the society so I brought a couple of tips 1.Safety first: Guys, if you will cheat, please realize that the game of having more than one partner (even if it is not a intimate thing) has changed and there are a lot of crazy infections out there that you can catch for free and most times we get them out of being carelessness. Do not make the mistake of thinking anyone is clean or believe that just because someone says he/she is clean the person is. Strap yourself on and make sure you don’t do anything that will endanger your life 2.Don’t get caught: I know, easy for me to say right?” well the thing is that most times cheats get so sure of themselves which is why they get caught. You really forget the basic rules and your confidence take over you. I don’t know how in the world you know your girl has a spare key and you will still bring that girl you are sneaking with to the house when there are a million other places to go. Cheating is bad and not “morally right” so do not get caught. 3.Who to cheat with: Dude, no matter how hot or enticing some people are, they are not worth the risk. First of all if at all you will cheat, do so with someone who has as much to lose or more sef. Don’t cheat with that hot office assistant in the office, go for the married mother of one instead as she will realize it is just a fling and would not dare want to spill the beans. That office assistant might start believing that you will leave your partner for her. Don’t go for that girl around the house or the house help, she will only become rude to your spouse in the hope that she can take her place which will not end well. 4.Who to go for: If you will ever cheat, for the love of all that is good, go for someone who is a different variant from your spouse. If your wife is fair in complexion, go for a dark one. If she oes not have some assets, go for one who has em in abundance. 5.Where to cheat: I know what you are thinking right now as you can always use your house, get an hotel or just use your friend’s place. All these sound good and they might work but choosing a location is very important so as not to get caught. You must choose the most unlikely place you will be seen and suspicion will be raised as wherever it is should not be so obvious (Remember that some people just don’t mind their business) and you might not want to get used to one place as you might get too used to that place and people might want to know what you always come there to do besides you don’t want to have to explain how you know that hotel attendant. 6.When to cheat: The timing is very important bro, forget the “Konji is no respecter of persons” saying if you don’t want to get caught, you have to plan well and plan better. There is no chance for slipping off so you have to fix this activity into your old life so it does not affect it and no one thinks you are doing something else. Tell your spouse that you will be attending a meeting during that time and your phone will be on silent so you won’t be able to receive it. Tell her you want to go watch that football game (and make sure there is one while you pay for watching, slip off mid-game and go handle your business and return before the game ends. 7.Have a back up guy You must have a wingman who will always have your back and you can blame for things. if you are found with that other woman, he should be ready to take the blame for the girl and say she belongs to him while you are just there to tell him to stop. He should know what you are up to so when you need an alibi, he can back you up and say you spent the night at his place or he dropped you off at your house. Please note that this wingman should not be a friend of your spouse 8.Deny everything: There will be a time when a friend of your spouse or one of these busybodies will see you somewhere and try to raise hell, bro do not own up, it only leads to trouble, deny it. Deny being in that Local government or even state within that time range, deny you have the clothes she saw you in, deny the car she saw you in, deny it all 9.Don’t grow a conscience: Know the deal before you cheat and realize that you do not want to have a change of heart. If you feel guilty, see a priest and confess to him but do not tell your spouse, forget about how you will be free if you tell her what you did, that’s just society disturbing your life. If you ever cheat, do not tell her. 10.Don’t leave a trace: I don’t know why men love collecting trophies and saving text messages of the woman they cheat with or her pictures, bro you do not want to do that. If anyone sends you messages, delete them. If you send any, delete them. if any message comes in while she is with you, remember rule 7, deny it, tell her the person obviously have the wrong contact and just walk away.
Posted on: Tue, 28 Jan 2014 16:19:37 +0000
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