#CHANGE . ☑ In olden days, wen mates of my mums Mother(granny) puts on costly brocades, jeweries, finest gold, or Ola_edo(in ibo) as dey do call it, to occasions, they c0m back h0me safely n0 harm. But 2day::: try it, and behold on ur way, u have d Jewery/Gold squeezed out of ur neck & u get serious wounds, as d Robbers snatches it 4rm u, (if u f0rm hard_man slap go folow am). →Now, Everybody hides his/her own Gold or Jeweries, jxt to be safe 4rm those heartless_humans(armed R.) Imagin dat! *SMH* Oya c0m wear brocade, show say u get m0ni, na kidnap dm go kidnap u and brocade join. ☑ In d Olden days, a learned/Wealthy man would lyk to be addressed wit his titles in full weneva they c0ms to occasi0n; stuffx like ::: when d M.C says- Now we welc0m Chief, Hon, Barr. Dr. Engr. Sir. Mr. Okwuruorah Omemgbeoji, who donated #23,200,000. (0mo, com see hands of Applaude) Datz wot men of th0se days wana hear/see. Just try to Ommit any of these titles and u see frowns written al over dia faces, dey wont even c0m up. .. Dey jxt sit ryt on dia seats, till u include every title in ful. But 2day::: d M.C says:: We welcm Chief. Barr. Engr. D..... (for sit, d guy in questi0n go be like: Hei hei its oknaaa, abeg abeg b4 dis kidnappers does dia worse)/mumuringtohimself/ Then d M.C n0t knwin wots goin on, in d guys mind, might even go further sayin. . ...Who Donated; Twenty-two million, thre.... D guy slumps and dies three times spritually. . (I dnt even fink hes g0na c0m up again, he myt just send his boy to gv them a cheque for d sake of his life). 0ohh!!!! Lwkmd. .Ewo0o0o. #JustWatchTheWorldOfToday!
Posted on: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 09:03:27 +0000