#CHURCH_DOs & DONTs: -->Carry a Bible in good condition.There is no point in carrying a Bible that looks like its what used for swearing in the first colonial Chiefs.U had a full week to cover it up. -->When called to give a testimony,dont narrate to the world the entire list of ur horrible crime..the police myt be listening. -->Unless ur from the 12th Century,u very well know that boobs and thighs distract everyone from priests to that 12yr std 6 in his holiday.Cover some skin. -->We dont #facebook nor #watsapp in Church, JESUS CANES FOR IT.....AM VERY SURE. -->Dont fake Chest pain and fake seizure when the offertory basket comes to ur seat..for The Lord ur GOD will make them real... -->Take ur under-age kids to Sunday school.Tunachoshwa na kids which scream like they have shot arrows btn their butts and those others that ask insane questions while climbing on our laps: Mummy,why is this man ugly?! Daddy,this womans breasts are too big... wasikuaibishe aki.... Have a blessed Church Service... May God Be with u...
Posted on: Sun, 31 Aug 2014 05:07:59 +0000
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