:D :) :D :) :D :) :D A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant, Murphy. Murphy, I am goin fishing tomorrow and dont want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients. Yes, sor, Ill do dat so I will! answers Murphy. The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: So Murphy, how was your day? Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. The first one had a turrible headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol. Bravo Murphy, me lad, and the second one? asks the doctor. The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sorsays Murphy. Bravo, bravo! Youre good at this, so you are and what about the turd one? asks the doctor. Well sor, I was sat sitting here so I was and suddenly the door flys open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes so she does, taking off everytin including her bra and her panties and lies down on me table, spreading her legs and shouts: HELP ME, for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man! Tunderin lord Jesus, Murphy, what did you do? asks the doctor.... Och tat wis easy says Murphy . . . . . I put drops in her eyes!!!
Posted on: Wed, 02 Apr 2014 11:23:17 +0000
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