:::::: DUE TO EBOLA VIRUS:::::: Girls no longer hug their guys, the highest they give nowadays is 45° instead of the normal 360°. Guys are now afraid to shake their fellow guys instead they throw way salutes like soldiers.(Na their fault?) People now wear long sleave sweaters, headcovers, and trousers while entering buses and taxi no matter how hot the weather is.. (Lol... See as naija take turn europe o).. Neighbors, even family members become suspects at the slightest sign of illness. (The one wey make my neighbour go call health officers for me because say he see me sneeze 2 times today). You take a girl out for dinner, drives her back to her house, walk her to the door-step, she leaves you, walkin to her door, open it, waves at you and throw a goodnight kiss at you (if you like catch am). The aboki that sells suya beside our house, dey chop him suya himself these days because even the suya is a suspect (Who wan die?) Nigeria Police dont arrest people by themselves anymore, if You commit any Crime just do the arresting by Yourself. (Just Handcuff yourself come station, use ur hand by yourself enter cell) PLEASE!! My friend is no longer dating our beighbors daughter called BOLA, even if she had changed name to TOLA, as far as the OLA is still there, IT IS OVER BETWEEN HIM AND HER!!..abeg who knows..(His Heart dey vacant o if you dey interested). As for me, I don start to dey dress like SPIDERMAN now to avoid body contact o...(God sabi sey e no be my time yet).YORUBA People in my area now greet EKU EBOLA.(I dey answer them EKU BACK TO SENDER). IGBOS in my area will greet their usual way IBOLA Chi? Which is the normal good morning but because BOLA is in the greeting you now get responses Bowakwa gi onu ebe ahu. Lmao Happy Ebola, please say Tufia!!!
Posted on: Wed, 30 Jul 2014 13:58:48 +0000
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