Did you hear about the man who bought a flask to work with his tiffin-case? His workmates ask: “What’s that?” He says: “It’s a thermos flask. It keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold.” Amazed, the men ask: “What’s inside?” He replies: “Two cups of hot milk tea and a Pepsi-Cola.” * incredible-funny-india-2 2. A man is trying to sleep but a mosquito keeps dive-bombing his ear with its annoying high-pitched whine: “Zeeee…. zeeee.” He jumps up and catches it. But now what? If he kills it, he won’t attain Moksha (Hindu Nirvana). While puzzling over this, he realizes that the mosquito has gone to sleep on his hand. Smiling, he stays up all night bending over it, saying: “Zeeee… Zeeee.” * 3. Did you hear about the disappointed lover who lay on the railway tracks to die? A passer-by asked why he had a rice and curry lunchbox with him. He replies: “In this country, you can starve to death waiting for a train.” * vip_toilet_seat 4. A Western expatriate teacher at an international school offers a cash reward to the child who can name the greatest man who ever lived. “Buddha?” says a Buddhist. “The prophet?” says a Muslim. “Jesus?” says a Hindu. The teacher hands the money to the Hindu, who says: “Thanks, Miss. Actually, the right answer is Krishna, but business is business.” * 5. A prudish man is travelling in the back of a cramped auto-rickshaw with his wife. He realizes the driver can see them in his rearview mirror. He stops the driver and says to him. “I don’t like the way you have a clear view of my wife in your mirror. You sit in the back with her. I’ll sit up front and drive.” * DSCN0800 6. A man is driving home from work when he passes his friend walking, pushing his scooter. “Run out of gas?” he asks. The scooter owner replies: “No, I left my ignition key at home.” The motorist says: “But how did you get to work?” The walker says: “I had to push this thing all the way to the office.” * bond 7. Did you hear about the disgruntled passenger who decided to trick the Indian railway company? He bought a ticket but refused to travel. * Keep the funnies coming. Add more South Asian jokes below if you know any, but try to keep them non-malicious. (I called this “10 best…” despite only having seven jokes, in the hopes that someone would deliver some more.) The database is growing! Tomorrow: Christian humor.
Posted on: Thu, 26 Jun 2014 17:03:52 +0000
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