************************EMERGENCY FAN CLUB WEATHER ALERT*********************************************************************** Ok, so I know this alert is being issued much earlier than normal! But, that just makes it even more exciting! I have checked my sources. It is on the way. So we need to set the ground rules again this year because some of you still didnt follow the rules last year. 1. The parade will be starting at 6 AM promptly! No slackers allowed. SO ,IF YOU DONT WANT TO PARTICIPATE IN THE PARADE......I highly suggest you get going down 68 west around 5 AM to avoid the delay of traffic. 2. There is no need to honk your horn as we travel together. Honking only makes me go slower! Well,......and if you LAY on your horn....keep in mind......I will in turn LAY on my brakes 3. NO SELFIES.......well except for me! I look good with the wind blowing in my hair and snow flakes falling all around me as I stick my head out the window while eating snow. 4. Do not call 911.......the fact that a 46 year old woman feels the need to drive 4 MPH during a blizzard(or even one or two snow flakes...you can never be too careful) is not considered an emergency......besides...I take them homemade cinnamon rolls and they love me! 5. DO NOT TRY TO PAY MY HUSBAND TO KEEP ME OFF THE ROAD DURING SNOW EVENTS.......enough said....and you know who you are! 6. If you do decide to pass me and the parade......again.....there in no need to tell me Im Number 1.....I already know how much you love me.....so please wave with all your fingers! LET THE FESTIVITIES BEGIN!! LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW!!!!!
Posted on: Sat, 15 Nov 2014 03:09:41 +0000
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