( ( ( ~ EXTRA - EXTRA - EXTRA - READ ALL ABOUT IT * SIMULATED 2013 SEASON - O - PLAYOFF 2014 GLS LIVE ACTION ~ ) ) ) AFTER CONSIDERING VARIOUS ASPECTS OF THESE GLS TEAMS / THEIR OWNERSHIPS / LEVEL OF PLAY - - - > I WAS UNABLE TO FIND ANY REASON THAT WOULD ENABLE ME; AS THE TRIPLE PLATINUMIZED GOLDEN ( TPG ) HOST, TO APPROVE THESE GLS TEAMS RECEIVING A GLS WILD CARD TICKET THEN USING THE TICKET / ENJOYING LUXURY ACCOMMODATIONS / COMPETING IN THE GLS PLAYOFF ARENA... THEREFORE, I WILL ISSUE THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE PRIOR TO TAKING MY SEAT IN THE GLS COMMISSIONER’S PRESS BOX... ALL QUESTIONS WILL BE ADDRESSED DURING THE UPCOMING TTTV NETWORK EXCLUSIVE BROADCAST ENTITLED “A MOMENT WITH THE GLS COMMISSIONER” THE FEATURE AIRS IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE GLS PLAYOFF COUNTDOWN THAT PREVIEWS WHICH TEAMS HAVE THE BEST CHANCE TO WIN THE 2013 SEASON 2014 SYNERGY OPTIMIZED GOAL LINE STANCE ( GLS ) FANTASY FOOTBALL TROPHY... IT IS IMPORTANT TO NOTE THAT THESE GLS TEAM OWNERSHIPS ARE ONCE AGAIN ~ STILL WAITING FOR THE GLS COMMISSIONERS FINAL APPROVAL... myspace/video/synergyoptimizedlaunchpad/backstage-access-with-your-host-the-southern-tongue/43973648 * THE FOLLOWING GLS TEAM OWNERS DID NOT MAKE THE GLS PLAYOFFS UNLESS THE GLS COMMISSIONER CALLS A FOUL AND ISSUES A PENALTY... IT IS A GLS LEAGUE TRADITION THAT WILL CONTINUE... IN ORDER TO COMPLETE ONE OF MY DUTIES AS THE HOST OF THE SHOW AND SET THE MOOD OF THIS YEARS GLS WC1 PLAYOFF ROUND, I HAVE SELECTED AN APPARATUS THAT WILL HELP ME EVAPORATE THE GLS TEAMS THAT CAUSE PRECIPITATION / STERILIZE THE GLS TEAMS THAT PRODUCE BACTERIAL ODORS WHEN THEY PLAY / INCINERATE THE GLS TEAMS THAT SEEM TO CONTINUALLY PLAGUE THE LEAGUE LIKE A VIRAL INFECTION... GLS ... 2013 SEASON - O - PLAYOFF 2014 ... TALK WHAT DID I DO WRONG ? THAT IS THE QUESTION ! GLS PRESS BOX ~~~ ( O ) ~~~ GLS PRESS BOX ~~~ ( O ) ~~~ GLS PRESS BOX THE TPG GLS HOST / THE TPG GLS EXPERT ANALYST / THE TPG GLS COMMISSIONER SYNERGY OPTIMIZED CREATION LAB ONE ~ UNAUTHORIZED SECURITY BREACH ( USB ) youtu.be/53BMz9REZac GLS PRESS BOX ~~~ ( O ) ~~~ GLS PRESS BOX ~~~ ( O ) ~~~ GLS PRESS BOX THIS IS A NEW POSTING OF THE GLS TEAM OWNERSHIPS THAT MAY OR MAY NOT MAKE THE GLS PLAYOFFS: * GLS TEAM OWNER 1 ( 1 WIN - 9 LOSS ) - ONE WIN AND 9 LOSSES PLUS OTHER CONCERNS * GLS TEAM OWNER 2 ( 2 WIN - 8 LOSS ) - FAILED TO WIN THEIR GLS QR 1 MATCHUP * GLS TEAM OWNER 4 ( 2 WIN - 8 LOSS ) - 2 WINS AND 8 LOSSES PLUS OTHER CONCERNS * GLS TEAM OWNER 8 ( 1 WIN - 9 LOSS ) - ONE WIN AND 9 LOSSES PLUS OTHER CONCERNS * GLS TEAM OWNER 15 ( 4 WIN - 6 LOSS ) - FAILED TO WIN THEIR GLS QR 1 MATCHUP * GLS TEAM OWNER 16 ( 5 WIN - 5 LOSS ) - ON HOLD ITS NOT GOLD PLATINUM SOLD PLAYOFF SPOT QUALIFIER * GLS TEAM OWNER 20 ( 2 WIN - 8 LOSS ) - 2 WINS AND 8 LOSSES PLUS OTHER CONCERNS * GLS TEAM OWNER 21 ( 6 WIN - 4 LOSS ) - FAILED TO WIN THEIR GLS QR 1 MATCHUP THE LIST COULD CHANGE AT ANYTIME PRIOR TO THE START OF THE GLS CHAMPIONSHIP PLAYOFF ROUNDS... CONSIDER THIS AS THE FIRST MAILING OF THE FAILURE TO MAKE THE GLS PLAYOFF NOTICES... THE TPG GLS HOST HAS SPOKEN UNDER THE DIRECTIVE THE GLS COMMISSIONER, IT JUST HAPPENS TO BE A COINCIDENCE THAT MY STAY AT HOME RECOMMENDATIONS WERE ACCEPTED BY THE GLS COMMISSIONER; IT IS STILL HIGHLY SENSITIVE / TOP SECRET / TOUCH AND GO SUBJECT MATTER... FIGURE 1... INTRODUCING THE NEWLY REVISED SYNERGY OPTIMIZED GLS AUTO CLAVE; IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY YOU WILL SEE THAT THE CURRENT TEMPERATURE IS HEATING UP... CAN YOU GUESS THE TEMPERATURE INSIDE THE GLS AUTO CLAVE... AS IT INCREASES, SEVERAL GLS TEAMS WILL START TO DISAPPEAR... THE GLS AUTO CLAVE IS IN THE PROCESS OF REACHING STEADY STATE INCINERATION- THE TEMPERATURE IS NO LONGER RISING AT THIS POINT IN TIME, BUT THE UNKNOWN KNOWN SETTINGS HAVE BEEN ADJUSTED AS INSTRUCTED AND THE RESULTING OUTCOME IS GUARANTEED TO BE MIND BOGGLING - ( DETAILS PROVIDED UPON REQUEST ) CAN YOU GUESS WHO ACTUALLY WON BASED ON THE 2013 SEIZE THE TROPHY 2014 ROUNDTABLE DISCUSSION? THE GLS QR1 PLAYOFF MATCHUPS FOR SOME GLS TEAMS WERE LIKE WEEK 3 OF THE 3R 3X 3D SIMULATED GLS SEASON... IF YOU REMEMBER, I SAID IT WAS COMPARABLE TO BEING STRANDED ON AN ISLAND WITH ONE BOTTLE OF WATER / SOME TISSUE / A FLARE... WHILE LOOKING AROUND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO LIGHT THE FLARE / CONSERVE WATER / SAVE TISSUE, YOU STUMBLE UPON A CAVE THAT HAS A SMALL OPENING… IF YOU GO IN, WILL YOU MAKE IT OUT - IS YOUR CHAIN OF THOUGHT... THE OFFICIAL GLS WILD CARD ROUND ONE ( WC1 ) PLAYOFF SEEDINGS ARE AS FOLLOWS: 1. GLS TEAM OWNER 12 - GEN - MG’S DIVISION ( 8 - 2 ) 2. GLS TEAM OWNER 9 - COACH’S DIVISION ( 8 - 2 ) 3. GLS TEAM OWNER 14 - OWNER’S DIVISION ( 8 - 2 ) 4. GLS TEAM OWNER 7 - GEN - MG’S DIVISION ( 8 - 2 ) 5. GLS TEAM OWNER 17 - COACH’S DIVISION ( 8 - 2 ) 6. GLS TEAM OWNER 18 - COACH’S DIVISION ( 8 - 2 ) 7. GLS TEAM OWNER 6 - OWNER’S DIVISION ( 7 - 3 ) 8. GLS TEAM OWNER 13 - GEN - MG’S DIVISION ( 6 - 4 ) 9. GLS TEAM OWNER 5 - GEN - MG’S DIVISION ( 6 - 4 ) FIGURE 2... THE TPG GLS HOST / THE TPG GLS EXPERT ANALYST / THE TPG GLS COMMISSIONER - WATCHING THE GLS INTERACTIVE SCREEN AS IT DISPLAYS THE VARIOUS 3R 3X 3D LIVE ACTION GLS CALCULATIONS... AS WE STARE AT THE GLS INTERACTIVE WILD CARD SCREEN WITH THEM, THE GAME BOARD SWITCHES IMAGES AND STARTS REVEALING THE ACTUAL GLS PLAYOFF SEEDINGS… EVERYBODY IN THE OFFICE IS ON EDGE DUE TO THE GLS COMMISSIONERS MOST RECENT PLAYOFF ANNOUNCEMENT... SCREAMS OF ANTICIPATION FILL THE SYNERGY OPTIMIZED AIR WAVES AND THOUGHTS BEGIN TO DEVELOP ABOUT WHO WILL WIN MAKE THIS YEAR’S SYNERGY OPTIMIZED GOAL LINE STANCE ( GLS ) FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP / GRAB THE TROPHY / CELEBRATE AT THE GLS CHAMPIONSHIP CEREMONY AMONGST AN ARRAY OF PRESTIGIOUS HIP HOP ROCK POP ADDICTS -N- FANATICS ( DETAILS PROVIDED UPON REQUEST ) 10. SO(SO)SO MULTIMEDIA EXPERT - OWNER’S DIVISION ( 4 - 6 ) 11. GLS TEAM OWNER 10 - OWNER’S DIVISION ( 5 - 5 ) 12. GLS TEAM OWNER 3 - OWNER’S DIVISION ( 6 - 4 ) 13. SYNERGY OPTIMIZED - OWNER’S DIVISION ( 6 - 4 ) 14. GLS TEAM OWNER 11 - COACH’S DIVISION ( 5 - 6 ) 15. GLS TEAM OWNER 19 - OWNER’S DIVISION ( 5 - 5 ) 16. THE SOUTHERN TONGUE ( TST ) PRO-DUCT-IONS - OWNER’S DIVISION ( 4 - 7 ) GLS ON HOLD - ITS NOT GOLD - PLATINUM SOLD PLAYOFF SPOT QUALIFIER GLS TEAM OWNER 16 - GLS QR 1 WINNER THE GLS ROUNDTABLE DISCUSSION WILL BE CONTINUED ON-OFF AIR IN A VARIOUS NUMBER OF VIRTUAL AND REAL IN-OUT OF STUDIO BROAD-TELE-CASTS... I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHO ACTUALLY HAS THE BEST CHANCE TO WIN IT ALL... FIGURE 3... THE SYNERGY OPTIMIZED / SO( SO )SO MULTIMEDIA / THE SOUTHERN TONGUE ( TST ) PRODUCTIONS NEWNESSISTHIS GLS WEEKLY HEADLINES ( DETAILS PROVIDED UPON REQUEST ) SO(SO)SO OWNERS DIVISION PARTICIPANTS ... $13.00 UNTIL THE START OF THE NEXT GLS SEASON... SO(SO)SO GENERAL MANAGERS DIVISION PARTICIPANTS ... $30.00 UNTIL THE START OF THE NEXT GLS SEASON... SO(SO)SO COACHS DIVISION PARTICIPANTS ... $103.00 UNTIL THE START OF THE NEXT GLS SEASON... REMEMBER THESE ARE ONE TIME FEES ( 2006 - 2013 AND BEYOND ALL RIGHTS ARE RESERVED )...
Posted on: Sun, 20 Oct 2013 22:33:04 +0000
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