#Empire (S1:E2) – “The Outspoken King” a.k.a. “The Outspoken Fool” a.k.a. “The Annoying A*s Son Named Hakeem” #Recap To read the entire recap click on the link, below are a few excerpts: (1) Umm did the show just open w/ a Lucious Lyon joint? #BlackOut! #Circa2002 (Btw, you were barely convincing as a rapper in #HustleAndFlow now its just comical homie). (2) Cookie at the door y’all! Betta let her in ‘fo she knock that mutha down!! Her yelling into the camera was PRICELESS! #LetMeInNegro! (5) “Pay that Pakistani” Wooooow! Guess Cookie supposed to be Archie Bunker up in this bish. #BigotMuch? (15) Andre’s wife’s name is Rhonda. Just gonna leave that right there… Also, so oral is what you need to do to convince your husband to go see his doctor? #NewIsh (16) Where da hell did Cookie find Porsha? And please put that girl in some flats #SheGoneFall (20) Cookie said: “What you gonna Ray Rice me?” / “I faced bigger in prison with more talent BISH!” #DayumSon!!! (26) While y’all are updating Cookie re Mama Rose please also tell her to drop “it’s gonna be bomb” from her vocab? #No #ItWillNotBeBomb (29) “Reefer”? Really Uncle Vernon??? You work in the music industry son, you need to step up YO vocab as well. OR is this a writing room issue? If so, Malik I needed you to push back on that one ’cause you sound ANCIENT! #ItsWeedYo! (32) Re Hakeem: Did this a*shole just pee on the floor? Did he just call Obama a sellout??? Danny & Lee are GOING THERE!! Is this mofo on crack?? I hated this entire scene. Sigh. Guess great for TV right?? #EyeRoll (36) Lucius: “I gotta go on white tv and not scare the white folks” #Paraphrased (40) The elevator scene – surprised she didn’t swing on Fo-Fool first #SolangeWouldHave ;-) (42) What on EARTH is Porsha wearing?? #HoodCouture??? (43) Cookie re Anika: “What you need to do is drop this yella b*tch” / And then Anika called Cookie old #GirlComeHarder (44) Agent Carter reminds me of that woman from The Incredibles #EdnaMode
Posted on: Thu, 15 Jan 2015 21:54:04 +0000
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