>> Ever since I was a child, Ive always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. >> >> So I went to a shrink and told him, Ive got problems. Every time I go to bed I think theres somebody under it Im scared and I think Im going crazy. >> >> Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come in and talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears. >> >> How much do you charge? >> >> Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor. >> >> Ill sleep on it, I said. >> >> Six months later the doctor met me on the street. Why didnt you >> come to see me about those fears you were having?, he asked. >> >> Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week for a year is $12,480.00. A bartender cured me for $10.00. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup truck. >> >> Is that so? With a bit of an attitude, he said, and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you? >> >> He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Aint nobody under there now. >> >> FORGET THE SHRINKS. >> >> HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER! >> >> ITS ALWAYS BETTER TO GET A SECOND OPINION! >> >> >> > >
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