������������ Extreme case of misunderstanding A man at work calls home and his 8 years old daughter picks the phone: ���� ������Hi honey, this is daddy. Is mommy near the phone?������ ���� ������No daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.������ The little girl quipped. ������After a brief pause daddy says,������But honey you haven������t got an uncle Paul!������ ���� ������Oh yes I do,and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now.������ Brief pause,������Uh okay then,this is what I want you to do:put the phone down onthe table,run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout to mommy that daddy������s car has just arrived at the gate.������ ������Ok daddy just a minute������.������ A while later the little girl comes back to the phone, ������Done it daddy. ������������What happened honey?������ ������Well, mommy got scared and jumped out of the bed naked,ran round the room screaming, tripped over, and knocked her head on the staircase, now she is not moving at all.������ ������What about Uncle Paul?������ asked Dad. He jumped out the window into the swimming pool, but I guess he didn������t know you emptied the water last week. He hit the bottom and I think he������s dead.������ After a really long pause this time������Daddy says, ������Swimming pool,but we don������t have a swimming pool! Is this 486-5731?������ ������No,this is 486-5713������ ������Sorry wrong number������.!!!!������ Say the man and cut the phone.
Posted on: Fri, 04 Oct 2013 08:13:25 +0000