*FWOOOOM FWOOOOOM!* Do ya HEAR that, kiddos?! Thats the COFFEE CRUISE SHIP COMING IN! *obnoxious childrens cheers and laughter* Thaaaaaats RIGHT! Weve set sail on a BUBBLIN HAWT JOURNEY to come to YOUR hometown! Weve got all KINDS of fun and exciting things! Like COFFEE in MUGS! Or the illustrious POUR-OVER CONCOCTION! Were dropping anchor with a GIANT CINNAMON BUN! Batten down the danishes! Hatch the CROISANTS! WEVE GOT MOUTHS AND BELLIES TO FEED! *more cheers and some screaming, apparently* So slap on your overalls and everyone come aboard this fiiiiiiine vessel! *FWOOOM FWOOOM! aaaaaaAAALLLL ABBOOOOOAAARRDDD!!! SOUP! - Kale & White Bean Stew! SPECIAL! - Maccaroni & Cheese! w/ a small Caesar Salad! GRAB-N-SAIL! - Sprout, Cuke, Hummus & Cream Cheese Wrap or Turkey & Cheddar! No but seriously folks. There is a big a-double ship in the harbor. Hold on to your lug nuts. Its time to GREET some FACES! COFFEE!!! NOW! CONSTRUCTION!
Posted on: Tue, 07 Oct 2014 13:05:00 +0000
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