★Facts About Nigeria People★ Sorry in advance to all my Nigeria peeps. • Only Nigeria girls use Fire Extinguisher to put off the Firewood after cooking. • Nigeria People pronounce Yvonne Nelson as Weavon Nessi. • When some Nigeria people yawn, LAWMA trucks feel jealous. • After use, Nigeria girls wash their STRAW and keep it for the next outing. • It is only in Nigeria Fast Food that youll see Meatpie N120 and Meatpie (with Gen) N1500. • Nigeria People will have an accident, stand up, curse the driver, then fall down and die. • Nigeria girls can still ask someone in a BBM group Are you on BBM?. • A typical Nigeria Man sprays all his money at a party and treks home. • Nigeria girls still think I-pad is a PAD used to stop Menstrual Flow. • Nigeria Girls know more INCANTATIONS than BIBLE VERSES. • The world can not end tomorrow because Nigeria girls still use spoon to drink Viju milk • Its only in Nigeria that a Driver will decide to use his hand to trafficate even when the car trafficator is still Intact. • Nigeria boys are free because their Girls think KFC is a Football Club.
Posted on: Sat, 04 Oct 2014 09:46:10 +0000