*Farm Humor* Customer: I sure do like these new card readers you guys got at the registers. Me: Oh, me too! It makes things a lot easier especially out in Garden Center. Customer: How do you guys know when it accepts a card? Me: Well, it usually makes a nice fluttery sound like a qual taking off in flight or perhaps a morning dove. You know, all ascending like FrrbbbbbbFrrrbbbb. Customer: Wow! Thats so neat! So, what sound does it make when it cant read the card? Me: Well, kinda like when you live out on a farm and your grandpa wakes you up early to go milk the cows. Customer: O_o How does it sound like that? Me: Oh, see the problem is you wasnt used to getting up that early and you actually wound up finding the bull. Yep, thats exactly the sound it does when it cant read your card that baaaaaaahhhhh descending flattening kinda sounds but the disappointment is considerably different.
Posted on: Sun, 06 Jul 2014 01:21:36 +0000
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