(First of all.... This doesnt go out to anyone in particular. A friend and i had this conversation loooooong ago. If you take it personally, email Oprah or Dr. Phil. They prolly care about yo feelings) Men.... Why do ALL women think they are the FIRST woman EVER to have a baby? Ladies... Guess what? YOU aint doing nothing EVERY other decent mother does. All babies cant drink regulla milk. (Yours aint the first.) A LOT of women breastfeed! (Mammals tend to have titties for this reason) Guess what else? Your gold-plated car seat with airbags is going to be in a yard sale and you are only gonna get $30 for it in 2 years. (And it doesnt matter if it was used facing forward or backwards) Your baby daddy will piss you off at some point. (Yours aint the first babydaddy in the world.) Your mother WILL think she can raise your baby better. (Surpriiiise muthafatha!) Listen to her advise & do what YOU wanna do. Everybody wont press like on your babys Facebook picture. (You aint the first not to get 100 likes) Dont be mad/jealous at your baby because he/she looks like their daddy! (Yours aint the first baby to look like they daddy) Enjoy your muthafathin day. Men, feel free to add more observations. ...if you aint scurrrrt.
Posted on: Thu, 10 Jul 2014 15:31:12 +0000
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