... (Following the previous status update) ... However, you realize you are a great and wise human - you can beat this infernal chirping toy. So you pull out your hairbrush and duck tape the end of it. You manage to hook the toy with the tape. But it still chirps. So you perform surgery and dissect the bird. But onward it chirps. So you take out a hammer and smash the battery. But its made of industrial grade plastic and it wont break. And onward it chirps. So you use the hammer in combination with the screwdriver and pry the battery out of the cold dead plastic. But onward it chirps. So now you realize you have to cut the cord on the battery ... And the chirping CEASES!! Victory is yours great and wise human.
Posted on: Thu, 20 Nov 2014 01:56:34 +0000
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