~ Genie in the bottle ~ A young man was walking along one of Southern Californias sandy beaches with his surf board. He suddenly spots this bottle which has recently washed up on the beach. Its obvious its been tossed around for a long time. He picks up the bottle and notices that it still has the cork intact. So, being curious as to what may be inside, he manages to get the cork out and out pops a Genie. After expressing profound appreciation for having been let out of the bottle, the Genie grants his benefactor the classic, one wish and it will be yours. Being an avid surfer, it doesnt take him long to say, Ive always wanted to surf Hawaii, but I get seasick on ships and Im afraid to fly. Would you build me a bridge to Hawaii? The Genie replies: Do you know what you are asking for? Do you know how long the bridge would have to be? Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. And the maintenance of that bridge! No, think of another wish. The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, Ive been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I dont care and that Im insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women. Know how they feel inside and what theyre thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why theyre crying, know what they really want when they say nothing. Know how to make them truly happy. I really want to understand women and how they think! After a long sigh, the Genie responds: Would you like that bridge with two lanes or four? :v
Posted on: Fri, 15 Aug 2014 01:58:35 +0000
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