(Getting food after work and a woman approaches me.) Woman: Hey - TopicsExpress



          

(Getting food after work and a woman approaches me.) Woman: Hey you. Me: Pardon? Woman: You look hot. Then I asked someone here who you where and I looked you up. Turns out youre a tattoo artist too. That makes you WAY hotter. Me: Ohhh hahaha...well thanks so much but I wouldnt say...*get cut off* Woman: So what else do you do, babe? Me: Oh, well I enjoy painting, reading, antiquing, videogames, and I enjoy lots of films. Did you get a chance to see the new... *get cut off* Woman: Youre way hotter when you dont talk.*walks away* Bahhahahahah apparently I need to be a mute tattooer with no other interests to remain hot. If only I had known!
Posted on: Thu, 22 Jan 2015 03:22:22 +0000

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