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#GuRI New jokes in market 👌 🔴Husband: I found Aladins lamp today. Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling?? Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times.. Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that?? Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesnt apply on zero. 😎😎😎 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 🔴Ek Aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho ? Conductor: 24 hours. Aadmi: Wo kaise? Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke BASME.! 😫😫😫 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 🔴Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home?? Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there ! 😝😝😝 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 🔴A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didnt speak to him for 6 months. Was the necklace FAKE? Nooooo! That was the deal :) 😜😜😜 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 🔴A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, the food looks delicious, lets eat. Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home. Husband: thats at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook. 😁😁😁 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 🔴Best Slogan on a MANs T-Shirt : Please Do Not Disturb me, I am Married and already very Disturbed 😳😳😳 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 🔴Bhakt: Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare? Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham!!!! 😂😅😂 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 Shortest Joke ! Santa: meri biwi jawaan hai. Banta: toh border pe bhej de ------------ Pintu : I love u... . Ladki ne zor se thappad maara, aur boli .. Kya kaha tune ?? Pintu ne bhi ghuma kar 2 zordaar chaanta maara aur kaha.. : Kamini.. jab suna hi nahin to maara kyun ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #GuRI

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