» →HOW TO IDENTIFY A REAL UGANDAN.← 1. Goes to a restaurant and orders Mpaa nga Eyolii 2. They are always dissing other people’s cars, especially the Vitz yet they don’t even own a bicycle. 3. They say 207 when they mean 2007... 4. They point at stuff with their lips...Muvewano! 5. Reads your newspaper with you in the Taxi and gets angry when you flip over the page. 6. Goes to study in India and returns with an American accent...”Yuna wha am sayin?” 7. You invite them home for a birthday party and they come empty-handed and VERY hungry. 8. Borrows your pen and never returns, and if they do return it, the tip has been chewed!. 9. When relatives come over to visit, they expect you to give them back there transport to and fro. 10. When surprised their first word is Mama nze! 11. Introduces himself/herself by saying My names are 12. Puts Avocado in all types of food even crisps SMH. 13. They fear meeting police at night than a robber! 14. Buys mineral water once and re-uses the bottle with tap water for 2 months. 15. When driving he puts his left hand on the gear yet the Car is an Automatic. 16. Creates 6-8 lanes on a two lane road...and COMPLAIN of traffic! **Which number do you agree to identify a Real Ugandan__??**
Posted on: Sat, 02 Aug 2014 11:35:54 +0000
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