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※ • HUMOR PAGI KOCAK • ※ :D ...UDIN & PLN... Suatu malam, udin menelpon petugas PLN karena dirumahnya terjadi pemadaman listrik. Udin : Halo pak, kok ditempat saya mati lampu sih? PLN : Inalillahi wa inalillahi rojiun.. Saya turut berduka cita, tapi kalo mau ngumumin kematian itu dimesjid atau dimushola. Bukan disini! Udin : Kampret lo! Gue serius, listriknya padam PLN : Kalo padam nyalain aja pake korek api Udin : Dasar oon!!!! *nutup telepon* 30menit kemudian Udin : halooo PLN : ya... Udin : Kapan nyala-nya nih ? PLN : Belum pak, listriknya masih off belum on tut tut tut... ( Udin menutup telpon ) 1 Jam kemudian.. Udin : Halo.. PLN : Ngapain lagi sih? Gangguin orang tidur aja Udin : Cuma mau nanya, PLN buka jam berapa? PLN : Jam 8 .. Udin : Bisa buka sekarang gak? PLN : Nggak! Ini masih jam 3 Udin : Tolong pak! Soalnya saya didalam kantor PLN, gabisa keluar. Pintunya terkunci! PLN : Haha sukurin! Emangnya kenapa lo masuk? Udin : Mau nyalain listrik pak PLN : Udah ah gue ngantuk mau tidur Tut tut tut .. ( PLN menutup telpon ) 1 Jam kemudian .. Udin : Halo lagi pak .. PLN : ( Jawab dg emosi ) Dasar kampret! Gara gara lo gue jd gbisa tidur Udin : Saya cuma mau bilang kalo saya uda keluar. Listrik udah saya nyalain PLN : Emang siapa yg ngeluarin kamu? Emang kamu bisa nyalain listrik? Udin : Yang ngeluarin saya pemadam kebakaran, listriknya udah sya nyalain PLN : pake apa? Udin : Pake korek api !!! PLN : (T_T) *nangis guling guling* wkwkwkwkwkwkwk ================================ Situs Poker Online PALING HOT !!! juarapoker Dijamin 100% FAIRPLAY GAME - TANPA BOT. VERSUS REAL HUMAN.

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