**Heavy panting. Exasperated movements and nonsequitire hand gestures. Our hero slumps to the floor and bleeds from his forhead/nose. He has seen a heavy battle of sorts.** Alright. I tried...I SAID I TRIED! *wipes blood from his brow* Father Winter is much more devious and maniacal than I thought. *Spits out a tooth* I came at him with EVERYTHING I had! I even challenged him to a game of Hello Kitty Monopoly. WHO even DOES that?! I was desperate! I thought for sure I was going to thwart him and his terrifying ice goblins, but no. *more blood* It just wasnt GOOD enough! Now hes coming at us..with the strength of SIX fully grown oxen, and I lay here defeated. Im afraid its true. Father Winter is really coming. And hes coming strong. So strong that we are going to have to close the castle. BATTEN DOWN THEM HATCHES! WERE IN FOR A FIREFIGHT! (Minus the fire) SPECIALLLLS!! SOUPS! - Cream of Tomato or Green Chili w/ Pork! SPESH! - MEAT PIE! GRAB-n-SCOOT! - Roasted Veggie or Turkey & Cheddar. In all seriousness, however, Rock City Cafe WILL indeed be CLOSED tomorrow, Tuesday January 27th, due to the forseen blizzard we are expecting. So please! Get in here, get your coffee needs and HUNKER down, ya turkies. Its gonna be a wild one. Dont say I didnt warn ya. You trust a guy with lobsters for hands, dont ya? DONT YA?! Well you should, anyway. Reeeeaally good at cracking almonds.
Posted on: Mon, 26 Jan 2015 14:05:00 +0000