**Hilarious encounter with strange woman:** ----------------------------------------------------------- I pull up to a stop at intersection,.. and woman knocks on my glass. the dialogue is as follows: woman: Hey!, you wouldnt happen to have a cigarette would you? Eli: aah, no im so sorry i dont.. woman: oh thats okay.. so whats up where you heading to, Eli: oh just heading home from work Woman: oh cool where you heading Eli: mmm just north and west of here.. woman: do you think you can gimme a lift Eli: Yeah sure hop in (Girl gets into car) Eli: So where you need to get to Woman: (gives me the directs) ----- ----- Woman: SOOooooooOooo.. Can i suck your D#%k or what? Eli: HOOOOOOoOOOOOOOlllY MOOOOOOOOooOOlLY!!!!!! Woman: no for real, youre cute Eli: WOOOOW,, Wh... uhh... Jesus christ.. wh.. No no no no no no no no, I.... Im sorry, but... wow.. No. thats uh.. very . generous?? but uh.. No. ----------------------------- turns out she needed some cash and a lift, so i gave her some and let her on her way.. Lol :)
Posted on: Thu, 15 Jan 2015 22:50:11 +0000
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