#Husband: I lost my wife. She went shopping and hasnt come back #Inspector: What is her height? Husband: I never checked Inspector: Slim or robust? Husband: Not slim, can be robust Inspector: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed Inspector: Color of hair? Husband: Changes according to season Inspector: What was she wearing? Husband: Not sure if it was a dress or suit Inspector: Was she driving? Husband: Yes Inspector: Color of car? Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter, V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode and it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door....and...and...(starts sobbing) Inspector: Dont worry sir, we will find your car.. Abi what do you think he was really looking for? His wife or his car?
Posted on: Tue, 08 Jul 2014 14:37:05 +0000