I had one shit his pants while I was filling out a form. It turned out well however, I put him in jail and as per the law, I presented him to a magistrate at the earliest possible opportunity the next morning who hated cops. The Magistrate asked me what that odor was while we were standing before the bench. I told him that the man had defecated in his pants last night after being arrested for DUI and I am bringing him before the court at the earliest possible time sir. The judge screamed at me to get him out of his courtroom, get him cleaned up before bringing him back into court. I told the judge that he had washed them out during the night in the toilet in his cell. LOLOLOLOL!
Posted on: Fri, 18 Jul 2014 14:13:13 +0000
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