**IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM: Boyfriend Association of Uganda (BAU) Because of the increase in the budget the following changes are for your notification! >Any girlfriend who lives outside a 5km radius will now be considered a long distance relationship.. >No bodabodas, special hires anymore,, use taxis when coming and no refund!! if you want a refund we need a valid receipt. >Mukono, Mbarara, Busega, Masaka etc are now considered abroad. ... >Things are hard now.. if am drinking Bell, you should also order for bell,, we can tolerate Tusker,, but if you wanna be dumped try to ask for hunters, savanna or Smirnoff spin, or cocktails.. >>Concerning airtime, all girlfriends shall be required to stay awake until mid-night when MTN percentages reach 99% or better still shift to a similar network, if your boyfriend is on warid, you should also join Warid--there is no need of having orange. >>Please also note that we shall not be paying for HAIR-PLAITING. We shall expect you to grow your hair naturally, apply simple things like Avocado. Better still, buy a weave that you can keep putting on your head **Please note, the above is with effect midnight due to the 2014/2015 budget!!!! Yours in relation.
Posted on: Mon, 11 Aug 2014 17:22:36 +0000
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