....Ian A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, Everyone who thinks theyre stupid, stand up! After a few seconds, wee Hamish stood up. The teacher said, Do you think youre stupid, Hamish? No, Maam, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself! Wee Hamish watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. Why do you do that, Mommy? he asked. To make myself beautiful. said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. Whats the matter? asked wee Hamish. Giving up? The math teacher noticed wee Hamish wasnt paying attention in class. She called upon him and asked, Hamish! What are 9 and 6 and 5 and 38? Little Johnny quickly replied, FOX, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network.
Posted on: Sat, 16 Nov 2013 02:53:12 +0000
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