[If you have not heard this song, youre missing some serious comedy. This is set to the Green Day song Good Riddance (The Time of Your Life)] Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end? That dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend And whered you get those shoes? I think theyre pretty lame Would you stop talking cause Im trying to watch the game If youre a man who wants to live a long and happy life These are the things you dont say to your wife I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday I didnt ask you cause I knew itd be OK Go make some dinner while I watch this fishing show I taped it over our old wedding video If youre a man who wants to live a long and happy life These are the things you dont say to your wife Your cooking is OK but not like mother makes The diamond in the ring I bought you is a fake Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill? Happy anniversary I bought you a treadmill If youre a man who wants to live a long and happy life These are the things you dont say to your wife If youre a man who doesnt want to get killed with a knife These are the things you dont say to your wife
Posted on: Wed, 17 Sep 2014 02:55:43 +0000
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