...In the world of Marriage, one single rule applies: MAKE Your Wife HAPPY! Its not difficult its like collecting points everyday from morning till late evening. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes, and you loose points an You dont get any points for doing something she expects fro you already mind it. Here is a guide to the point system: SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed. (+2) You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillows. (-5) You go out to buy her fast food without asking by her (+5) if you choose to go in the rain (+8) But return with your beer also. (-10) PROTECTIVE DUTIES You check out a suspicious noise at night. (+2) You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing. (0) You check out a suspicious noise, and it is something. (+5) you are intelligent. SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS You stay by her side for the entire party. (+2) You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with an old school friend. (-5) That old school friend is a girl (-10) you still remember her name after ten years (-20) She is single yet. (-40) and you are not allowed to talk to her any more. HER BIRTHDAY You take her out to dinner. (+5) You take her out to dinner, and its not a sports bar. (+5) Okay, its a sports bar. (-2) You remember to order her favorite dish which she has not ordered by herself knowingly to test that you remember it or not (+5) You forgot to order her favorite dish she didnt order by herself (-20) A NIGHT OUT You take her to a movie. (+5) You take her to a movie she likes. (+5) You take her to a movie you hate. (+10) You take her to a movie you like. (-10) You take her to a romantic Movie (+20) The movies name start from Death or Cop or Superman (-20) You lied abot movie (-50). YOUR PHYSIQUE You develop a noticeable potbelly. (-15) You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it. (+10) You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts. (-30) You say, It doesnt matter, you have tummy too. (-80) THE BIG QUESTION She asks, Do I look fat? (-5) (Yes, you lose points already here no matter what you answer) You hesitate in responding. (-10) You reply, Where? (-35) You give any other response. (-20) You say no you are not fat (+1). COMMUNICATION When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression. (+2) You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50) You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV. (+100) She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep. (-4000) :d
Posted on: Fri, 14 Mar 2014 06:54:32 +0000
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