Insert Stanchion Alpha into Slot Delta. Next, bold knight, bolt ye these partes together with threaded nail Sigma, employing the Key of Allen to tighten the same, then kneel & offer a prayer to our Lord. WOE AND DEEPEST DAMNATION BE UNTO THEE, IKEA! WHAT MADNESS IS THIS? WHERE BE THIS FABLED AND ESSENTIAL KEY? LOW & HIGH HAVE I SEARCHED THE HALLS, CASTLE, AND SURROUNDING ROADS OF APPROACH THEREUNTO & FOUND NAUGHT RESEMBLING THIS ACCURSED TOOL, WHICH THOU FALSELY CLAIMST TO HAVE PROVIDED! DAMNED UNTO THE DEEPEST DEPTHS OF HELL BE THE MENDACIOUS, CRUEL & WICKED SCRIBES WHO COMPILE THESE FABRICATED PARCHMENTS OF SO-CALLED INSTRUCTION TO LEAD HONEST MEN INTO THE SLOUGHS OF DESPAIR, DESPOND, & UNHOLY RAGE, WHERE THE VERY DEVIL MAY SNATCH THEIR SOULS! *Armoured fistshake*
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